Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts

Monday, June 24, 2013

Offspring Fling!

The game really isn't as creepy as the title may sound.
Sometimes it's nice to just sit down and relax with a nice puzzle platformer. This is exactly that. Lately I've not been one for big games but more something I can play for a bit and then quickly stuff away when I've had my fill. This game fills that purpose quite nicely. In Offspring Fling! you play some sort of bunny.. thing. You purpose is to get all of your offspring to the door in the level by flinging them through various obstacles, activating buttons and whatnot. There really isn't anything else to it. The artstyle is cute and fuzzy and the puzzles are just hard enough to keep you interested throughout.

I've had this game for some time now but I've not really played it before recently. Reason is that I got it in a Humble Indie Bundle and then just kind of forgot about it. Call it a pleasant surprise if you will. I even only booted the game when I did because I heard the game had become part of Steams Trading Card system. In hindsight, I'm kind of ashamed I didn't try this out sooner because it actually is pretty good. It reminds me of Braid, another puzzle platformer I just kind of bought and forgot about originally.
While certainly a good game art and game-play-vise,
the story for Braid was just kind of pretentious and confusing

This game is nothing like Braid though, it knows exactly what it is and it doesn't try to tack on some kind of artsy fart-sy drama on top of it that no one but the creator actually understands. The artstyle is cute, the music is cheery and simple, and the story is the most wayforward ever: Your family is attacked by a dinosaur, so your offspring scatters. Go collect them!

So why I am I talking about this game at all? Escapism mostly. There's some issues with my school-transfer endangering my entire livelihood (In my country, students are granted a monthly payment from the state). I'm expecting to have my grades put into the national exam database today so I can send out applications to the next stage of my education but I fear there may be some technical difficulties for various personal reasons. On top of that, my father has finally gotten told by his doctor that his liver is giving in after years of light-alcoholism so my life is kind of stressful. This makes me write as escapism, mostly reviews for Kaiser Critics. 

Anyway, I'll keep you posted.

Later days.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Buttons

Did I ever tell you guys how much I miss buttons on my phone? I mean really, aside from the aspect of "hey, we're able to" what is the purpose of only making the non-button phones powerful? Well. At least I dont live in Japan where they're still all about the flip phones.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

A Whovians Plight

I've not mentioned this on the blog, but I'm actually pretty big on Doctor Who.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012



Once in a while I like to remove the cobwebs and check in here for a bit. So what's been up?

Bunch of stuff.

I got a kitten! It's amazingly cute. I missed my old cat so much that I went and got me a new one (even did a daytrip to the other end of the country to get it). My new cat is called Kaiser. He's a smoke (that's sort of a black/greyish mix, but it's called smoke according to the vet) mixbreed. At first he was extremely tiny. He was the legal 12 weeks old, but very small of his agegroup. Well, he's caught up with it, he's gotten really really long legs. The picture I added is taken by my best friend Miki. It's from the night I got him.

Oh, about Miki. I might be moving in with him. He's my best bud and he went "I sorta kinda need a roommate" So I voluntered. Only sad thing is that his girlfriend is allergic to Kaiser, but we'll figure something out (definetly bringing kitty with me tho', I made it a condition). Let it be known tho that there is no beef between me and his girlfriend in case it sounded that way. Unless I'm invited for dinner. Then let there be beef!

But other than that, I'll keep you guys posted :)

- Later Days.

Friday, February 6, 2009

My idea

I like to consider myself a writer, I do a lot of different stories (none of them professional yet) but I still like to see myself as one.

recently I read Frank Millers "Return of The Dark Knight" and that inspired me to a Batman story, for those of you who don't know the story is about Bruce Wayne becoming Batman again in the age of 50 after ten years.

Anyway, i like the story, and i like "Batman of the future" (the cartoon show) and then i got an idea:


Batman: True Rebirth.

an employee of Wayne Enterprises wakes up in an alley, he has been attacked by some villains.. he notices he still has his wallet.. then he turns around and finds Batman, Dead. For whatever reason he takes off his mask and get's surprised that Bruce Wayne, his employer, is The Batman.. for the sake of his heroes reputation he takes the costume with him when he leaves the scene and calls the police.. the villains is jailed for Bruce Waynes murder and the attack of him.

some time after he decides that Batman can't die, so he sews the costume to fit him and puts it on, taking on the mantle of The Dark Knight..

but after a while, he runs into a pissed off Nightwing.

what do you think of the idea? please comment.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Batman and Spider-man


So, I and a friend talked about the Dark Knight and that was when I realised: The Dark Knight is pretty similar to another superhero movie, namely: Spider-man 3!

How are they similar you ask? well sure they look different but if you dig into the basics there are some similarities:

1. In both movies, the main characters thinks of stopping their heroic careers (I think)
2. in both there's three villains
3. in both movies, a main villain and fan favourite appears at the last 15 minutes of the movie but gets defeated almost at the same time
4. both are superhero movies, though they focus more on the villains
5. in both movies, the main character looses someone close to him

So there you have it, stolen or accident? you decide. Though it probably has nothing to do with each other.

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